Fantabulous February

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

I'm tempted to go on a Norwegian-style victory rant - Rolf Harris, Mel Gibson, Rod Laver, Angus Young, Greg Norman, Kylie Minogue, Skippy the Kangaroo, Jason Donovan can you hear me? Jason Donovan can you here me? Your boys took one hell of a beating! - but that would be churlish and a bit rich considering I gave our lot rock-all chance in this series.

But I would like to say one thing to all those Aussie commentators and players who questioned Collingwood's MBE a couple of weeks ago;

It wasn't the Aussie commentators who were questioning the MBE. It was your lot. We don't give a rip. What's a bloody MBE anyway? I had to look it up on Wikipedia to find it's just some poncy medal handed out by some out-dated imperalist nonsensical waste-of-space.

And let's remember who it was who from the outset said your guys could win - they had the talent, they just needed some belief. And I was bloody right. We learned long ago that your boys could play. They just need a bit of spine. Guys like Plunkett and Nixon gave them the attitude they needed at just the right moment. Well done those two particularly.

And Jason Donovan, Kylie Minogue, Mel Gibson and Rolf Harris are NOT Australians. We disowned and banished them yonks ago.

As for Trescothick...

:mad: