June

[El Gordo]

Jenny Agutter!!! My first media-driven crush . . . I think it was that ski-slope nose, or the fact she was quite happy to tear up her flannels to save the train. The story has huge meaning for me; I was always bitterly envious of the happy ending. It's a tough watch even now, but having been reminded of it I must obtain a copy for my daughter before she gets too cinical to really enjoy it. I'm not sure if a remake was ever attempted but if it were I should quit my job and set up a Greenham Common style vigil outside the lot. Never mind Nic Cage's desecration of The Wicker Man; this would be a crime against humanity.

Count me in. I'll man the barricades alongside you.