September ... why isn't it Nontember?

[Charliecat5]

In your gallant attempt to throw us off the scent and to promote your forthcoming book (which I will be purchasing on the basis that it is the prequel to your next work “The CharlieCat Years”), I briefly missed that you have started a new September theme when we are still firmly planted in August.  Whilst you continue to think of appropriate excuses for the lack of running I wonder if you could explain the 14 missing days of August.  14 days in which you could actually be running.