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Pulled my first Christmas cracker of the season last night to find this joke:

Q - What do geologists do in their spare time?
A - Go to rock concerts.

I'm sure you'll find a use for it somewhere, Nigel.

so sad...

It's good to see the profile of the profession reaching more elevated literary circles at last.

And I can find no fault with that.

While we're on the path of enhancing inter-disciplinary relationships, I heard this one the other day.

Q. What's the definition of an 'extrovert' IT specialist ?

A. One who looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you.....

Admittedly I am a little slow, but this is the only Christmas cracker joke that ever made me think...

Q: What bird always succeeds?
A: A budgie with no teeth.