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How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan.
(18-08-2013, 03:56 PM)Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man Wrote: [ -> ]How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan.

[Silence, except for the sound of crickets.]

Well, Juan tries.


Big Grin
Sorry Old Man, I for Juan got confused as your thread title suggested a joke would be forthcoming.

Or...what do you call a Spanish woman with just a single molar?




Juanita.
I'm sorry. It's my fault. I shouldn't have started this...

...however ... what do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?



Roberto.
En una clase la profesora manda a los alumnos escribir una carta como si fueran el presidente. Todos se ponen a escribir excepto Jaimito.
La profesora le pregunta:
Jaimito, ¿Por qué no estás escribiendo la carta?
Porque estoy esperando a mi secretaria.

In a classroom the teacher tells her pupils to write a letter as if they were the president. All of them start to write it except Jimmy.

The teacher asks him: "Jimmy, why aren't you writing the letter?

Because I'm waiting for my secretary.
Ha ha ha! I love it!
How are you Antonio? I hope all is well with your and yours.
And I could understand the Spanish!!
(22-08-2013, 02:52 PM)Sweder Wrote: [ -> ]Ha ha ha! I love it!
How are you Antonio? I hope all is well with your and yours.


And I could understand the Spanish!!

Gracias, Ash and Suzie.

We're getting by. It could always be worse.

I'm very glad you understood the joke in Spanish, Suzie.