Hey MLCM, I just noticed the 6 toes....
No wonder you ran that 10K faster.
Hope the recovery is continuing.
Yes, I'm a Tasmanian.
Did you really drink 9 pints and devour a box of Quality Street?
It might have been ten - I lost count.
And OK, I think my wife stole a couple of those flat golden toffees while I was hunting under the sofa for my DVD of the 1967 League Cup Final.
If you'd done the right thing and shared your Quality Street in the first place, your wife wouldn't have had to hide your DVD.