Strong language but very, very funny . . .
Yes, a kind of protest song in reverse. Very funny
Although... can someone please explain "Oyster Card" to me? I know, it's probably obvious, but I'm from Tasmania.
Not obvious at all if you're Tasmanian. It's a card that you wave in front of a sensor to get through a Tube barrier.
I'm beginning to worry, MLCM.
What's the matter, mate?
I've never told anyone this before, but ... I am really a stoat trapped in a man's body.
Will this change everything?
Now that
is a coincidence.
You see I'm really a man, trapped inside a stoat's body.
That would also explain why I seem to get through running shoes so quickly.
That explains a lot. Biggest bloody stoat I've ever seen, and I've seen a few. Besides, I had you down as a weasel . . .
MLCMan, are you on that rancid Kookaburra grape juice down there?
Tread lightly old boy, that stuff'll rot your tonsils . . .
Stoats have tonsils?
Hmm. Maybe my shrink has been misleading me slightly.
It depends. In Western Europe many adult stoats opt for the Stoataltonsilectamy for their young. This avoids complications in later life such as mumps, which can prove fatal for hedgerow based mammals. It's a delicate operation usually performed along the Riverbank in late summer, and requires the interventon of Ratty and Mole.
Are you first generation Antipodean stoat, or is your family line well established? Do Southern Hemisphere stoats follow a similar prevantative path or are they more 'on the edge', risk-taking creatures?
There are, I fear, more questions than answers.
Mr. Toad, Riverside Hopper
Far too many questions for a simple stoat. I think I might just go for a run and think about all this for a bit. If I don't come back, Badger will know where I've gone and what to do.
But watch that Seafront Plodder chap. He's not as stoatish as he would have us believe.