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Two coaches? Who was in charge on the other one, then? That was my job!

It's true that I interviewed you for the position, but for reasons which I am unable to disclose, save to say that they were not unconnected with the amount of beer you forced me consume at the time, I felt unable to offer you anything.

I realise this news will be a disappointment to you, but would like to take the opportunity to wish you every success in your other job applications.

Yours etc.,

Andy