.....now where's the "on" button?
Actually, it was my paparazzi alarm going off...
I opened this thread with a feeling of dread . . .
not the opening line of a clever limerick, sadly (although who knows, perhaps a competition looms?

)
Thankfully the jobbie turned out to be (mostly) harmless.
Phew!
Ditto. In my neck of the woods, a "jobbie" is something you flush down the loo. About time someone started a new thread.
tim